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TINYCATE

$TINYCATE

Tinycate the pygmy hippo inside a gold coin

The smallest hippo with the largest bags. Fair launched on Pump.fun, funded entirely by champagne and bad decisions.

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The Archive

Memories of Tinycate

Unretouched evidence from the short, expensive life of the internet's wealthiest pygmy hippo.

  • Ibiza, 04:12 AMTable service

    Ibiza, 04:12 AM

    Tinycate ordered every magnum on the list, tipped in $TINYCATE and made the DJ replay the same song eleven times.

  • Wheels UpFL410

    Wheels Up

    The office is 41,000 feet high. He checks the chart, closes the laptop, and tells the pilot to circle until it is green again.

  • Dubai MarinaFull throttle

    Dubai Marina

    Bought the jet ski in gold because the black one felt humble. Burj Al Arab in the mirror, salt on the snout.

  • The HumidorMembers only

    The Humidor

    Hennessy XO, a hand-rolled Davidoff and zero interest in your roadmap. This is where Tinycate does his thinking.

  • Blackjack Pays 3 to 2High limit

    Blackjack Pays 3 to 2

    He does not count cards. He simply refuses to lose, then yawns loudly enough to tilt the entire table.

  • Coast RoadRed only

    Coast Road

    Sunglasses on, roof off, mouth wide open at 180 km/h. Tinycate calls this his cardio.

How to buy $TINYCATE

  1. Step 1

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare and keep your seed phrase offline.

  2. Step 2

    Fund it with SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your new wallet.

  3. Step 3

    Swap on Pump.fun

    Paste the contract, confirm it matches, and swap for $TINYCATE.

Contract

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Ask the Hippo

Q&A

  • Tinycate is a very small, very wealthy pygmy hippo who launched a coin. $TINYCATE is a community memecoin on Pump.fun with no utility beyond making you laugh and making his life look absurd.